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Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got… :( How…. :huh: .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...

bahut serious story hai ..pad kar aankhon mein pani aa jaayega ekdum....mumbaiyya.....ishtyle.. Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log maane.........judwaa. Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie ekdum Smart, bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie bole to ekdum halki...

http://www.iris.com.my/product/pro_detail.asp?id=5&productType=2&comparison=False&productname=SCR20+Series well that link will show the SCR (Smart Card Reader) i am doing RND on...it's SCR20 ,well have tried all the possible way to get any dam xyz info from that device but it wasn't possible so...

1 ????? 2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. 3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896 4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. 5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park. 6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute...

Hi there buddies, don't know was that help was provided here earlier, but yeah just an example on array concept of JSP will help, yeah am new to JSP..... not able to get a good example on net.. could say i didn't searched well on google, sorry lazy me.. well are there people here who work on JSP?

Well it was all going on fine.. till noon.. wished all the sweeties online ...sent them cards... received some... exchanged SMS with the rest....... and by evening called up gf... and without letting her give a chance to say hello , i started kissing and that muaaaaaahhss mmmmmmmmmmmm muahhhhss...

SARDAR DHAKAAL SINGH IS BIG HUNTER. ONCE HE WENT TO A ZOO. AT THAT TIME A BIG TIGER ESCAPED FROM ITS CAGE.THE ZOO OFFICIALS SENT EVERYONE OUT OF THE ZOO AND CLOSED THE MAIN GATE.NOW THE TIGER IS INSIDE THE ZOO BUT WANDERING FREELY.ZOO PEOPLE REQUESTED SARDAR TO BE INSIDE AND TRAP THE...

Age 16: 1. Cute. 2. Has a car. 3. Likes me. Age 21: 1. Handsome. 2. Charming and polite. 3. Financially successful. 4. Caring and sympathetic. 5. Witty. 6. Athletic. 7. Stylish dresser. 8. Appreciates finer things in life. 9. Full of thoughtful surprises. 10. An imaginative, romantic lover...

BOY: May I hold your hand? GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY: You love me... GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY: Then marry me and...

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3) the REAL reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name 4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the...

Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw...

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.' Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them...

If ABCD = American Born Confused Desi But how about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ? It is : American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lots of Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful...

Hi A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more...

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about." "okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely, ignored him...

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realised that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase, and no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR...

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the...

When the Software industry had badly gone down, three giants Sun, SCO (UNIX) and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX and MS-Condom respectively. A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly. Sun replied: "Wait till we...

Coca-Cola was originally green . The most common name in the world is Mohammed. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.(gr8 never knew that one) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. There are two credit cards for every person in the United...