7 reasons the world will end in 2012

Apex

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Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that four years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button...

1. Mayan Calendar

The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:

Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and Sacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

2. Sun Storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012

3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

4. The Bible says...

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

5. Super Volcano

Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

6. The Physicists

This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berkeley Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

7. Slip-Slop-Slap- BANG!

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.

Source: E-mail Forward :tongue:
 
Had read about the Atom Smasher yest only. But the report by the European Organisation for Nuclear Research says that any blackholes created are not expected to be stable and will fizzle away quickly.

And had read 2011 as the year with major sun storms.

@iGo
This means you should upgrade your system right now as much as you can, probably with every new line of procs, as you dont have much time left to try out the new technoloies ;)
 
Well if this is true, then can these guys please provide an accurate date for this catastrophe orgy, so that I can go on a GTA styled rampage a week before :eek:hyeah:
 
Anish said:
Well if this is true, then can these guys please provide an accurate date for this catastrophe orgy, so that I can go on a GTA styled rampage a week before :eek:hyeah:
Why would you ever want to do that? Lol
 
Iv started to dig a bunker in my basement.

what kinda food should I stock.. hmm...

I think I'll also make a separate room for chicken harvesting
 
forum67 said:
i think we all might get shifted to MARS and MOON by 2012.

but most of indians might die bcos ,we will be flown by AIR INDIA .

(fantasizing bout hot martian booty.. god those tentacles r so hot) :lol: :rofl:

(suddenly realizing all his chicken's are running away)... oye meri murgiyan
 
Apex said:
1. Mayan Calendar

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out

wow, thousands of years ago the calculators were way kickass than our current ones.

Apex said:
However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites.

Okay, agreed. We guys will eventually have to put sun screen lotions which smells like strawberry, I doubt we men will suffer because of that.

Apex said:
Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick.

What your saying is that the universe is like a sexual being....because your taking a 27 km tunnel and smashing atoms inside it.

Apex said:
Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012.

I am sure the whole cast of Armageddon (the movie) will live when it happens, we can send Bruce Willis this time for sure.

Apex said:
The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

There will be a new holiday attraction, isnt that a good thing?

Apex said:
Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon

We are eventually going to die. In my opinion, dying in 80-90 years of age is itself too soon to die

Apex said:
The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.

Send this to kfc and they will start a brand new marketing campaign for the new uv based crispy chicken
 
OMG 4 years to .... get an MBA, become a Billionaire , build a computer with solid gold heatsinks, have numerous Russian Gfs, buy a personal jet and yacht.... too less time man :mad:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
^^ ronnie mate you gotta complete that pc project log as well mate. The list which you have kinda reminds me of a movie called the bucket. Things to do before you kick the bucket....a big one.
 
The Sorcerer said:
^^ ronnie mate you gotta complete that pc project log as well mate.

:tongue: Now it has to go on a permanent hold if i have to get my Russian Gfs....

Kidding..... will be done soon.....paint job done a few days ago :hap2: .... I need to get the h/w now....
 
Apex said:
Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that four years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button...

1. Mayan Calendar

The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:

Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and Sacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

.....

Source: E-mail Forward :tongue:

Dude, I HATE such forwards. :mad: I really mean it!! Sometimes I get so mad at it, that I reply to the sender asking them to forward MY mail to whoever sent the message to them in the first place.

A few points :

Just who ARE these Scientific experts ? Any names? URLs?

And these Mayans lived such a loong time ago. Maybe they decided it was enough to know all those agricultural info about seasons etc. till 2012. I mean, even that is a loong foresight.

As for the Large Hadron Collider, its all plain BS. You won't have to wait till 2012 for the supposed "apocalypse". The LHC is all set to begin running on September 10 2008. So you all better run and hide from the evil black holes.

The energy levels in the LHC is minuscule compared to the collisions taking place in the upper atmosphere EVERY second, with the particles beaming out from the Sun. The total energy stored in the LHC magnets is equivalent of around 2.4 tons of TNT and the energy released during collisions is only around equal to that of 173 kilgrams of TNT. Agreed that it is a lot of energy, but nowhere near something required to create a black hole.

To compare ( though its a bad comparison), the energy released in the Hiroshima nuke was 13-16 KILOTONS ( that is 13000 to 16000 tons of TNT ). The largest H-Bomb ever detonated, the Tsar Bomba, had a yield of around 50 MEGATONS of TNT. Thats 50 millions tons of TNT.

Same things were said before the commisioning of the RHIC ( Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider ) back in 2000. It has worked on for so many years .. and many experiments have been conducted and I haven't seen any apocalypse happen yet.

Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I suppose the only thing lacking in this forwarded message is a warning at the end.

If you do not forward this message to 10 people within 10 seconds, you will have loose motion for 10 years and your dog will be raped by a ghost

:mad:
 
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