9 stupid questions wid obvious answers

Got these by mail.

:S :rolleyes: :clap: :tongue:
9 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and

some equally stupid answers:-

At the movies:

When you meet acquaintances/friends

Stupid Question: -Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer: -Well, it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I

thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.

In the bus:

A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet

Stupid Question: -Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: -No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.... why don't you try

again or should I try this time."

At a funeral:

One of the teary-eyed people ask

Stupid Question: -Why, why him, of all people.

Answer: -Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant:

When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good?

Answer: -No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We

occasionally also spit in it.

At a family get-together:

When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question: -Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer: -Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask

Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer: -No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive

lout...it's just the money.

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call

Stupid Question: -Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer: -No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and

just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that

Pakistan would win. What do you think?

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair

Stupid Question: -Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer: -No, its autumn and I am shedding....

You are smoking a cigarette and a woman asks

Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke

Answer: -No, it's a miracle ..........it was a chalk and

now it's in flames!!!
:rofl: :)
 
hey, what are the smiley codes? u have to enclose it in what, that is to get that happy smiley from quickreply ;)
 
you mean u use that post reply link for all ur replies??
i dont use it, just use the quickreply thing and use all the vB and smiley shortcuts and codes like ; ) and : )
 
lol.... wow...
thats the most hillarious set of q&A i have read ever.
awesome man ...

I needa say xto thata was a coolo posto...
continuo in the samo wayo

And yeah i will put a better smily codes in place. These are not properly worded :D
 
whata heheo...
uoo getting vero funno :p lolo

i recco yo doo a tuto on that kindo lango usago
I willo reppo yoouo... promiso :p
 
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