Advertisment for the job of a Girlfriend..:P

IceFusion

IceFusion

Skilled
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
> incentives are mentioned below.
>
> Designation : junior girl friend ( trainee )
> Experience : Not required..fresh candidates prefered
>
> Perks and incentives:
>
> Total gross ( Monthly ) : 3 gifts worth 300/-
> 30 car rides each duration 2 hours
> 20 trips to pizza/kfc/McDonalds
> 5 Trips to Bhourban
> 10 Kulfis / Chokobars at a regular gap of 3 days
>
> Daily Provision of Chips / Samosa / Pakoda worth of 5 4 movies
> ( Family movie only ) per month on every weekend
> Visits to Spencer and Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to Demand
>
> Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Provident Fund and Service taxes to be
> informed on joining
>
> Pls note <Ex-girl friends will not be eligible for any referral benefits>
 
if that is for the junior GF .. wots the senior wd be gettin ??

Not to mention that Daddy dear of the Boss is gonna hit the roof wen he sees the bill ...
 
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