Doctors Certificate For A Software Professional

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Doctor Certified Professional​

This is to certify that Mr./Miss _________________ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work for more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by increase of working hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as " Come over weekend", "Let's work on holiday", " Leave cannot be granted", "Extra Time" etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your project deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Sd/-
Dr. Impatient
Cyber Clinic

Source: e-mail
 

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lolzzzzzzzzz.. temme is it a valid one.. wanna use it .. seriously.. hahahahahhahahahahaha