A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts
her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the
driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes
it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the
little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after
considering the position he is in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy
replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a
car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her
little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is,"
replies the man. "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. "OK. How
much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage. "Fifty
dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go get your ball
and glove and we'll play some catch." "I can't. I sold them," replies the
little boy. "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to
hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. "Seventy-five dollars," the
little boy says. "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to
the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness",
the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain,
sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Don't you start that
shit in here now," the priest says.
her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the
driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes
it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the
little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after
considering the position he is in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy
replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a
car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her
little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is,"
replies the man. "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. "OK. How
much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage. "Fifty
dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go get your ball
and glove and we'll play some catch." "I can't. I sold them," replies the
little boy. "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to
hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. "Seventy-five dollars," the
little boy says. "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to
the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness",
the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain,
sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Don't you start that
shit in here now," the priest says.
