Londoner parks his brand new Porsche

skylark

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A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts
screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is
ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."

The Londoner looks down in horror ........

"F***ING HELL !" he screams........ "Where's my Rolex ????..."
 

Udit

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old one but still funny.
old one was based on a lawyer.

Lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh no!", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.

"Where's my Rolex???!!!"
from TE's post http://www.techenclave.com/forums/police-jokes-62076.html?highlight=police+jokes
 

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had got a similar one in mail..

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it
off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and
completely tore off the door on the driver's side.
The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911, and within
minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any
questions, the woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she
had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would
never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer
shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so
focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the
elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my new bracelet?"