Sholay revisted ...!

Criteria : Ur frnd works in a company and u are Jai (i.e the person who has been given the reponsibility to get the talkin done wid his Gf's parents...

Substitue the name of company in place of XYZ .. Now Begin ... )

Amitabh(Jai): Mausi ladka 'XYZ' mein kaam karta hai...

Mausi: Hai raam...

Amitabh: Aajkal allocated bhi hai...

Mausi: To kya kabhi unallocated (i.e. bench pe) bhi rahta hai????

Amitabh: Ab B grade waalon ka allocation itni asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi...

Mausi: To kya B grade bhi aata hai uska????

Amitabh: Boss se ladaai karne ke baad A grade nahin na milta hai mausi...

Mausi: To kya ladaaku bhi hai????

Amitabh: Ab project dhang ka na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi-kabhi

anban...

Mausi: To kya project bhi dhang ka nahin mila aaj tak????

Amitabh: Ab Mechanical engineer ko kaun puchta hai mausi...

Mausi:eek: kya ladka Mechanical engineer hai???

Engineering kaun se college se kiya hai bhai???

Amitabh: Bas Mausi college ka pata lagte hi turant bata denge..

Mausi : Hmm , chahe ladka back laya ho .. year drop ho .. lekin tum achi baatein hi boltey ho ..

Amitabh: Ji Ab mera Dil hi aisa hai ... To kya main rishta pakka samjhun mausi??

Mausi: Kya Kaha .. Pakka ..!!?? Bhale hi hamaari ladki call center waale se shaadi kar le, par XYZ waale se kabhi nahin karegi.......
 
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