Suggest some business opportunity for me :(

[Santa Maria!]

Private astrologer? Seriously? :O
Buy lots of land and build a skateboarding park - bring the skateboarding culture to India.
...Or just sell booze. Maybe your astrologer wants some free booze?

 

[Criminal]

^^ I guess he meant family astrologer

 

[Being.smart]

he is India's famous astrologer, but i won't be giving out his name or link , but i think everyone here might be knowing his name

 

[chiron]

veerappan?

 

[cisco_tech]

Selling cigarette is also nice business.
*White*

 

[blkrb0t]

If you have a private astrologer to make such decisions for you, who you obviously also pay heftily, why should we help you out here? Pay us, or anyone here for that matter, or GTFO.

Ideas don't come cheap, especially when they are somebody else's.

 

[max_demon]

You can't be out of business ever... Astrologers do general prediction only its only us who interpret it as real actions later.

Astrology is still bullshit, have fun

 

[Vagabond]

Phew..! I was going through some serious shit (personal) and read this thread ! Thanks to @Being.smart for creating such thread, it relived me !

Looks like this will the "Thread of the month" with maximum likes in between

My say - Tell us how much money you got. If you could hire me, We could break all records in the business.

How ?? My astrologer predicted last month I need to shift to business for bright future ! But the business shall be on my "Zero investment" !!

 

[Being.smart]

The best idea (which i take into consideration) will fetch cash prize of 5000 and bnib Nexus 5 phone from me

i think the best thing to tone down the influence of my bad luck, is to transfer the whole biz in some other person name , but all of my relatives are under PSU Job and it will be damm difficult

now happy @blkrb0t

 

[Vagabond]

what about my proposal...
1 + 1 =2
Your astrologer say + my astrologers say = great business

 

[blkrb0t]

@Being.smart My best idea, ditch the astrologer and think for yourself. You'll save considerable time and money.

Or better yet, start your own astrology parlour. Like a mall, but the shops are available only for astrologists. You can also have a e-retail site, like Amazon, but selling horoscopes, fortune cookies and other shit like that.

A fool and his money are soon parted. For an example, look to yourself.

Now, where's my prize?

 

[avi]

i think the best thing to tone down the influence of my bad luck, is to transfer the whole biz in some other person name

I think you can trust me on that.

 

[Superbad]

I think you can trust me on that.

me second that.you can expand your reach of business.
@avi handles hyderabad, me mumbai.

 

[tifosi]

Start a competing astrologer business. Seems like easy money, giving out bs advice based on arbitrary locations of space rocks. Make sure you wear white clothes, and white lies only.

 

[Being.smart]

and yeah, did anyone has any review of Action Shoe store ??

i did have a offer from them also

 

[6pack]

Make white ceramic tiles, ceramic bath tubs (like the one you bought for a few lacs), white commodes.
People will always eat and poop forever. you won't go out of business.
You can cover both ends if you open an eatery.

 

[m-jeri]

Perhaps I should notify IIM's..

 

[rkkaranrk]

and yeah, did anyone has any review of Action Shoe store ??

i did have a offer from them also

Did you asked the astro what business should you do related to white..... Coz heard shoe business is related to SHANI and does not suits everyone

 

[Being.smart]

i will be visiting him today , got an appointment

What all question i should ask him ???

 

[raksrules]

Ask him how to get into the astrology business.

If anyone here has been to USA and watched Indian channels there, you would have seen ads of one "Prem Jyotish". I think you can call him for astrology advice.