Tech Support... May God Bless Them

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Heres' One Of Da True Convs' Bet'n A Customer N The Tech Support Person...
# Customer: "I'm having trouble receiving my email."

# Tech Support: "What email client are you using?"

# Customer: "Email client?"

# Tech Support: "Yes, the program that you use to get your email."

# Customer: "Program?"

# Tech Support: "Yes, program...what operating system are you on?"

# Customer: "Operating system?"

# Tech Support: "Yes, operating system...do you see a start button in the bottom left hand corner?"

# Customer: "Bottom left hand corner of what?"

# Tech Support: (agitated) "Of the SCREEN."

# Customer: "What screen?"

# Tech Support: (about to die) "The screen, the monitor, the thing in front of you that looks like a TV."

# Customer: "Oh, I don't have one of those."

# Tech Support: (recomposing himself) "What kind of computer do you have, sir?"

# Customer: "Computer? I don't have one of them things."

# Tech Support: "What DO you have?"

# Customer: (proudly) "A modem."

# Tech Support: "Sir. You need a computer to send and receive email. A modem won't work by itself."

# Customer: "Well, dammit...I have a modem, and the guy at Best Buy said this was all I'd need to get online! I want to cancel my account! I'm not spending no damn two thousand dollars on a computer!"
More Of Such On,

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hehe

thats a good one:p
i dunno , but these call center jobs must be real tough. Dunno how people do them

Anyway moving this to jokers club. :tongue:
 
OMG...

read dis....
happened in real life...

Customer: "Can you help me, the cup holder on my new computer broke, and I don't know what to do?

Friend: "Cup holder? What are you talking about? None of our computers come with a cup holder attached to them, and I've never heard of one that did."

Customer: Yes, well the one you sold me did, and the other day I went to set a mug of coffee on it and it just snapped off!"

Friend: "Sir, can you describe what the cup holder looks like, because I still can't picture what a cup holder on a computer would look like?"

At this point the customer is getting a little irritated!

Customer: "Look, I don't know how you could not know that you sell computers with cup holders on them, because it's right in the middle of the thing, and when you push a button on the side, it pops out so you can set your drink on it, and it says 4X on the front cover!"

A long pause . . .

Friend: Sir, are you telling me, you're using your CD-Rom drive as a beverage holder?"

Customer: "What's a CD-Rom Drive?"
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imagine da tech support guy's reaction

:rofl:
 
another one...

Customer: "My computer crashed!"
Tech Support: "It crashed?"
Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."
Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."
Customer: "No, it didn't crash-it crashed."
Tech Support: "Huh?"
Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. Now it doesn't work."
Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his spaceship.
Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'"
Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"
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:rofl:
 
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