Techie#1
Skilled
HERE ARE SOME REALLY FULLY FALTOO QUESTIONS. LETS SEE IF U CAN FIGURE THEM OUT
Q1. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. Why?
Ans- because Tendulkar is an opener
Q2. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which
movie did he really want to see?
Ans- Dil Chhata Hai!
Q3. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai
par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans- Aamir Khan !
Q4. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
Ans- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q5. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans- adidas
Q6. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
Ans-Because Luv(love) is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
Answer is- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Q7. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai ?
Answer: D'Cold (chain ki saans - D'cold)
Q8. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
Answer: D'Cold again ( kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi !!!)
Q9. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?
Ans- Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Q10. Kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai ! Why?
Ans- Kyonki bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
Q11. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
Ans- Kyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
Q12. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus stop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata ! Kyon?
Ans- Because pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
hyeah: hyeah: :bleh:
Q1. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. Why?
Ans- because Tendulkar is an opener
Q2. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which
movie did he really want to see?
Ans- Dil Chhata Hai!
Q3. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai
par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans- Aamir Khan !
Q4. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
Ans- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q5. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans- adidas
Q6. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
Ans-Because Luv(love) is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
Answer is- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Q7. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai ?
Answer: D'Cold (chain ki saans - D'cold)
Q8. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
Answer: D'Cold again ( kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi !!!)
Q9. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?
Ans- Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Q10. Kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai ! Why?
Ans- Kyonki bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
Q11. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
Ans- Kyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
Q12. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus stop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata ! Kyon?
Ans- Because pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
hyeah: hyeah: :bleh: