Man , a big KLPD indeed !PiXeLpUsHeR said:Ok so I don't know if this really counts but looking back on it, I find it very funny.
When I was 18 yrs old I went on a few dates with this beautiful (and I mean stunning and gorgeous... being a Brit in USA was good for getting all kinds of dates.) 22 yr old blond girl who thought I was the same age (ok so I lied) One afternoon she called me up and asked if I wanted to come over and hang out with her at her pool (in Arizona... so very hot) When I got there she was sitting with her roommate outside her apartment by the pool in her bikini. We hung you for a while and she said to me "Do you want to make love" I was a little shyer back then, but didn't need to be asked twice and said yes, yes I would.
So I followed her back into the apartment and she stops in the kitchen, opens the fridge and hands me a Michelob beer (IMO A not very good American Beer) and then walks back out to the pool.
Suddenly to my embarrassment I realized that she did not say "Do you want to make love" but "Do you want a Michelob"