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    Online Realtime management games: Football and Cricket

    here are two online team management games football and cricket lovers should definitely cheq out ... football(soccer): www.hattrick.org cricket: Battrick u will have ur own team .. with hypothetical players ... u have to do all the works for your team ... team management, training, economy...
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    PC Peripherals Printer for print on 'Fabric'

    Hello some friends of mine (students of Fashion design) are looking for a printer that can print on fabrics (and not Heat transfer paper process :( ). the thing is, they want to print on a piece of fabric and then they will sew it on dresses (or directly on tshirts if possiible). there are...
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    Top 10 must-haves : CNET

    their note: 1. TiVo Series2 DT 2. Creative Zen Vision:M 3. Sling Media Slingbox 4. iRiver Clix (2GB) 5. Sony PSP 6. Dell XPS M1710 7. Microsoft Xbox 360 :p 8. Panasonic TH-42PHD8UK 9. Palm Treo 700w 10. Canon PowerShot S80 Info of those Here!!
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    Expressed Love ~ in forms of Peotry (?)

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. After you, my love, my only prize Would be a bullet between the eyes. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your...
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    PC Peripherals Suggest a low budget office system

    hello guys ... i have to buy a system for office works on short notice ... budget is low (around 16-17k) .. the lower, the better. it should run XP, will be used for word processing, only a bit surfing and some leisure things. i think celeron D with built in agp + s card mobo is enough. so it...
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    Old Predictions Gone Awry

    "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -Western Union internal memo, 1876. "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943. "Computers in...
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    Some pranks to pull in the office on co-workers

    When two (ore more) people are working a desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out! Put a peice of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time...
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    Dog Lovers ~ need to know

    A dog can suffer from tonsillitis, but not appendicitis. They don't have an appendix. Greyhounds have the keenest eyesight of any dog breed. Dogs that reside in cities live about three years longer than dogs that live in the country. In Brooklyn, N.Y., it's illegal to let a dog sleep in...
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    baby words!!

    MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six." STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that...
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    The Salesman

    A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You can start tomorrow. I'll come down...
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    The Wrong b**ch

    An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted some "R & R" and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train looking for an...
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    Teenagers ~ life facts

    A TEENAGER IS... - A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. - A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. - A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on...
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    Senior Moments

    A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man...
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    Right Place For New Employees

    How to Place New Employees in The Proper Department. . Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing. If...
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    Some Useful (or Useless ??) Infos

    Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it :huh: The attachment of the human...
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    Sex And Love

    At the college, male & female students were told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' Females wrote : When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, then, it is spiritually...
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    The Mouse And The Giraffe

    A mouse was sitting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink. Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her another drink. After a third round, the bartender looked up and they were...
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    Cop

    City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him."Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety...
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    One Liners

    Always keep several get well cards on the mantle. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean. Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee is spilled coffee. A good time to keep your...
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    Cold Winter

    Its very old ... but still ... shows the facts about darn weather news It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he...
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