Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A. No, they both burn shorter!
Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don’t birthdays burn you up?
Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?
A. It’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
“Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
“Next time don’t eat the candles.”
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