Never trust an operating system you don’t have sources for.***********
Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
“No” or “Linux” is the answer.
PCMCIA - People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms***********
I’m a shareware signature! Send $2 if you use me, $10 for a manual.***********
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Get a life? Well, once I nearly found one, but the link was broken. Hi. I’m the “I love you” .signature virus. You have been infected.
Please panic immediately.
A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops. On
my desk I have a work station…
Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure. great discoveries are made by mistake.**********
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.**********
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.**********
If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.**********
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