Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I
would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if
we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we
cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”
– Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss U.S.A. contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey, singer
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for the
Federal Anti-smoking Campaign.
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
– former U.S. Vice President Al Gore
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
– former U.S.. President Bill Clinton,
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
-- Mark S. Fowler, former Federal Communications Commission Chairman
When actors and pop-stars and their ilk make such comments it isn’t necessarily as funny.U dont expect them to be intelligent,do u?But when people in power with harvard and yale degrees make them, that falls into an altogether different league.
lolz ! they beat him alrite…
