I thought I had the greatest idea ever.
I taught my dog to fetch the cordless phone when it rang.
Now when ever someone calls me I get an ear full of dog slobber.
lol.. me has no dog.. nor me has no cordless phone… 
hahahaha what is this..
looke like my cat is gotta learn this
yea SN and u r going to have some goo in ur ears too
hahahahah,lol,awww man aww man 
put the phone in a plastic bag
or dont teach ur dog to put things in thier mouth which ur gonna out in ur ears, nose, mouth…hehheheh