How to buy online nsfw products when i cant get them delivered at my home

@sandclouds between our jokes there are some reasonable serious suggestions as well. Do check them out.

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Haan Bhai.. open box and doa test nai kar payenge #sadlife

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Yup, a friend or a shop is your best bet.

Happened a lot of times when a delivery guy calls and nobody is home, so I just ask him to give it to the nearest kirana shop, one time I asked the delivery guy to drop the package to the eyewear shop from where I get my glasses.

Shopkeeper will never ask what was in the package.

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Buy it under father’s name, after (after the scene) take it in your possession in the name of disposing.

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It will be better if you could disclose those kinky fantasy products you are looking to buy. You will get even better suggestion.

Best bet is to order in your office unless the receptionist person is not trustworthy..

buddy is curious to know but doesnt want to ask explicitly :rofl:

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Now that proxy delivery methods are done, might I inquire how do you plan to make use of it? Clearly you can’t have family’s eyes on it so do you have a store room or something?

actually i wanted to gift it to one of my dear friend .

i havent decided what to get yet, nsfw items are only sold on meesho not flipkart so , any good nsfw items you guys want to suggest ?

As @mysticrainman said..A Japanese doll :laughing:

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Well, this thread escalated quickly

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It is high time females learnt to play cricket or Badminton . India could save a lot of money importing dildos from China .

@sandclouds

do-it-star-wars

Japanese men are small . Might not be suitable for Indian men .

Hehe, you have no idea about the fetishes and the variety that exists in Japan :laughing:

There are many available on FK too. What are you looking for that’s no available on FK?:grin:

Is there a risk of someone else opening the package at home? If not, can’t you just lock the doors for 5 minutes, gift wrap it, and be over with it? The packaging itself should be of FK/Meesho, so that shouldn’t be a problem. Although this is tricky (almost impossible, rather) if the box is very large or human-sized lol.

If you don’t want any risk, do you know a friend who wouldn’t experience this issue, as they might live alone, with friends, or even a chill family? That seems like a safe alternative as well.

I feel like I know what you mean, but I’m not sure I know what you mean.

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The curious case of benjamin in sand and clouds.

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You seem to have a problem with the handles . Better get bigger stumps .

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I was searching for care smith massager as the one we had is not working.

Now, I see my Flipkart feed with plugs and vibrators. You’ll find everything.

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