Men vs Women

Social Off-topic & Debates
1

To make a woman happy.. a man only needs to be:

  1. a friend

  2. a companion

  3. a lover

  4. a brother

  5. a father

  6. a master

  7. a chef

  8. an electrician

  9. a carpenter

  10. a plumber

  11. a mechanic

  12. a decorator

  13. a stylist

  14. a sexologist

  15. a gynaecologist

  16. a psychologist

  17. a pest exterminator

  18. a psychiatrist

  19. a healer

  20. a good listener

  21. an organiser

  22. a good father

  23. very clean

  24. sympathetic

  25. athletic

  26. warm

  27. attentive

  28. gallant

  29. intelligent

  30. funny

  31. creative

  32. tender

  33. strong

  34. understanding

  35. tolerant

  36. prudent

  37. ambitious

  38. capable

  39. courageous

  40. determined

  41. true

  42. dependable

  43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

  1. give her compliments regularly

  2. love shopping

  3. be honest

  4. be very rich

  5. not stress her out

  6. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

  1. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

  2. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

  3. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:

  • birthdays

  • anniversaries

  • arrangements she makes

NOW …HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

  1. Leave him alone…

:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :tongue:

2

And it proves it is impossible to keep a woman happy.
Men however are so easy to manage.

3

lol…nice one.. :tongue:

btw, i dint know that such romantic mails cud be posted here..otherwise i wud spam TE like anythg :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

4

The list looks too small … you ran out of time or space :slight_smile:

Very true :blush:

5

just in reply… :face_with_tongue:

WOMAN has MAN in it,
SHE has HE in it,
Mrs. has Mr. in it,
LADY has LAD in it,
MISTERESS has MISTER in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
HOSTESS has HOST in it,
FEMALE has MALE in it… & so damn on…
List is NEVER ending..

6

MISTEREESS :face_with_tongue:

its mistress :face_with_tongue:

7

Add “giv her a book on RAPIDEX english speakin course”

and Yup..now leave us alone…for time being:)

8

hmm…that ONLY was written just like a person writes it after a price tag, of say about 8 Crore Only :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

9

that one acutally has double meaning if u think about it :face_with_tongue: :ashamed: