Soccer Commentators Blunders....

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Stupid Things Said In The World Of Soccer:

  1. Well, it’s Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score staysthis way, I’ve got to fancy Liverpool for the win.

  2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.

  3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100%record.

  4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

  5. Well, it’s a fabulous kaleidescope of colour: almost all theBrazilians are wearing yellow shirts.

  6. If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal.

  7. Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn’t here today, whichstrongly suggests that he may be elsewhere. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

  8. I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the otherneed to score two to win. :rofl:

  9. If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.

  10. You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made,but there were eight.

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LOL good ones

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lol, nice ones

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LOL… good ones, but hard to catch in real time :wink:

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too hilarious good one

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lol..nice ones but i thought someone’s
“Away For Exams Until the 16th Of May” :tongue:

:rofl: :rofl:

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i dont see futball…so cant comment :face_with_tongue:

BTW XTee’s sig reminds me of someone…

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Well this one isnt from a commentator but from former England,Newcastle and Manchester City Manager Kevin Keegan.

“The good news for Nigeria is that they’re two-nil down very early in the game…”

“Despite his white boots, he has real pace…”

“That would have been a goal if it wasn’t saved.”

“Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 2Os or 3Os.” :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

“The substitute is about to come on - he’s a player who was left out of the starting line-up today.”

“The ref was vertically 15 yards away.” :rofl:

“Sir John Hall was a multi-millionaire when I came back to Newcastle. With all the players I’ve bought, I’m trying to make him just an ordinary millionaire.”

“It’s like a toaster, the ref’s shirt pocket. Every time there’s a tackle, up pops a yellow card.”

“That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong.”

“You get bunches of players like you do bananas…though that is a bad comparison.”

“Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they’re from South America.”

“People will say that was typical City, which really annoys me. But that’s typical City, I suppose…”

“By the end he [Asprilla] was knackered-o. I think that’s the Spanish for it.”

“They’re the second best team in the world and there’s no higher praise than that.”

“One of his strengths is not heading.” :open_mouth:

“The 33 or 34 year olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they’re not careful.” :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

“Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose.”

“The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23.” :rofl:

Regards,
DC.