LifezGooD
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"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old.
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach.
He is young, virile and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference -
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old.
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach.
He is young, virile and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference -
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow