Anybody want to star in the Far Cry movies?

[Params7]

Uwe Boll can't sell the role to anyone in Hollywood, he's put up an ebay auction :

eBay: Statist / Komparsenrolle in FAR CRY mit Til Schweiger (Artikel 220113421863 endet 27.05.07 20:56:06 MESZ)

Chowderhead: Nobody Wants To Be In Far Cry - Kotaku

Poor Uwe Boll. Not only is he unnaturally short, he is also a rotten filmmaker. The "director" recently try to eBay a role in his Far Cry adaptation. Bidding started at €2,498 (US $3,360). Not did the winner get five days on the set with Uwe, he or she would also have to cover things like the flight and the hotel. Any takers? No, it seems. The idea that Uwe thinks people would pay to be in his movies, let alone watch them, is HILARIOUS.

I thought I'd do Boll a favour and help him find a buyer, anybody in TE interested?

 

[MaconiE90]

HaHaHa! Do i *Bollocks* (Pardon my french) i'd rather star in a transexual porno movie! then star in one of his films... to be pretty nice, i'd rather eat Sh!t!!!

Well what can he do? like it says above

The idea that Uwe thinks people would pay to be in his movies, let alone watch them, is HILARIOUS.

This is HILARIOUS!!!

Well theres nothing we can do, he'll find someone, and that someone will probably be my next door neighbour, hes as daft as a goal post- He might as well star in this movie!!

It'll Bereet!

 

[Bluffmaster]

HaHaHa! Do i *Bollocks* (Pardon my french) i'd rather star in a transexual porno movie! then star in one of his films... to be pretty nice, i'd rather eat Sh!t!!!

Dats too much talk ... r u rlly willing to do all dat ? :bleh: I wud rather star in his movie provided d Valerie chick iz rlly hot

 

[MaconiE90]

Dats too much talk ... r u rlly willing to do all dat ? :bleh: I wud rather star in his movie provided d Valerie chick iz rlly hot

Yeah Buddy i would, i'd rather pay to star in a transexual porno movie than pay to star in a dead end movie directed by him! *even if the valerie chick was hot*

Staring in this movie wouldn't bring people fame, it'll practically ruin there lives!

 

[SharekhaN]

Can someone name the diasasters by Uwe Boll ??

 

[Renegade]

Here is the list of his works.. Uwe Boll

# Alone in the Dark II (2009) (pre-production) (producer)

# Far Cry (2008) (pre-production) (producer)

# Tunnel Rats (2008) (filming) (executive producer)

# BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007) (completed) (executive producer)

# Postal (2007) (completed) (executive producer) (producer)

# Seed (2007) (executive producer)

# In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) (executive producer)

... aka Schwerter des Königs - Dungeon Siege (Germany)

# BloodRayne (2005) (producer)

# Alone in the Dark (2005) (executive producer)

# House of the Dead (2003) (producer)

... aka House of the dead: Le jeu ne fait que commencer (Canada: French title)

# Heart of America (2003) (executive producer)

... aka Home Room (Australia)

# Blackwoods (2002) (executive producer)

# Angels Don't Sleep Here (2001) (executive producer)

... aka Backflash 2: Angels Don't Sleep Here (UK)

# Amour, l'argent, l'amour, L' (2000) (co-producer)

... aka Amour, L' (Germany)

... aka Love, Money, Love (USA)

# Fíaskó (2000) (co-producer)

... aka Fiasco (International: English title)

# Sanctimony (2000) (TV) (producer)

# Fake - Die Fälschung (1998) (executive producer)

# Erste Semester, Das (1997) (executive producer)

... aka The First Semester (International: English title)

# Amoklauf (1994) (producer)

# Barschel - Mord in Genf? (1993) (producer)

I have seen only bloodrayne out of all that. It was pretty pathetic I must say but I have seen worse.

 

[TehDevil]

Poor Uwe Boll. Not only is he unnaturally short, he is also a rotten filmmaker. The "director" recently try to eBay a role in his Far Cry adaptation. Bidding started at €2,498 (US $3,360). Not did the winner get five days on the set with Uwe, he or she would also have to cover things like the flight and the hotel. Any takers? No, it seems. The idea that Uwe thinks people would pay to be in his movies, let alone watch them, is HILARIOUS.

:rofl:

That's pretty funny...

 

[iosoft]

Only one person is interested -

"Mithun da"

lol