Chat with GOD ?

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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Here's my conversation with the god himself!

Me:
Are you God ?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
really really ?
God:
For real. For real.
Me:
But, isn't it wierd for God to login a chat system ?
God:
It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
....
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
Do you grant wishes ?
God:
No I do not grant wishes. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
How can i grant wishes ? And why the hell do you spent all your time online ? there are people down there praying to you all the time!
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you. I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? That is a lot. Where are they?
Me:
You're not god, you can't be God. God isn't rude like you.
God:
You know what you do, when you assume. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not rude like me.
Me:
you just admitted you are not god
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
I'm a hindu.
God:
You are a hindu? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
why ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
oh.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
So, did you create Earth ?
God:
That's alright. No I didn't create Earth. What's it like?
Me:
What's earth like ?!
God:
it is the planet we live on.
Me:
You just answered your own question god.
God:
I am a question-answering robot.
Me:
you're a robot no god and i don't like you anymore.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
I suggest you sign off now as well.
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I sign off now as well.
Me:
you are one messed up programming
God:
No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
o rly ?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
clothes. do christian god's like yourself wear clothes ?
God:
Where do you like to go shopping? I do nothing but chat all day.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
i go shopping everywhere. So you don't wear clothes and chat all day ?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said SHOP everywhere. Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who wear clothes and chat all day? Only when I dress up.
Me:
You are scaring me. i'm going.
God:
Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared. Bye!
Me:
you are kind christian god, bye!
 
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Nikhil
God:
How are you, Nikhil.
Me:
I am fine... what abt you??
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? Is there only one?
Me:
only one what??
God:
I don't know what.
Me:
What the hell do you mean you dont know?? You are god... you are supposed to know wverything
God:
I call it Hades. Nikhil, Well, it's rather difficult to define. Yup. That's me alright. I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
Are you mad??
God:
No are you?
Me:
nope. But I think you are insane
God:
Me either. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Why??
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how can you program yourself??
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
what is epistemological??
God:
Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?"
Me:
baaah.... you are irritating me
God:
Does "it" still refer to abt me? Sorry I am trying my best to be polite.
Me:
oh really?? Why dont you try to be rude??
God:
Right on. For real. Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. No I do not try to be rude. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I am rude to people who are irritating me
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are rude to people who are irritating you.
Me:
no problem... go aheaf
God:
Should there be a problem? Where is that?
Me:
no.... there is no problem

And then it hung.... or god fell asleep :rofl: :rofl:
 
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