Mohit
Forerunner
* CORPORATE LESSON # 1 *
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the
doorbell, the wife gives up quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs
downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 just to drop that
towel that you have on".
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands
over $800 and quietly leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in
the towel and goes upstairs! When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the! $ 800 he owes
me?"
MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information with your
stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure!
* CORPORATE LESSON # 2 *
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road; he
stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a
lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the
car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm
129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to
remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the
priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance
and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and
looked up psalm 129.
It Said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job; or, you might
miss great opportunities!
* CORPORATE LESSON # 3 *
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO
standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document
and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly, Sir" said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start
button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
machine. "I just need one copy."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Never; never assume that your BOSS knows
everything...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the
doorbell, the wife gives up quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs
downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 just to drop that
towel that you have on".
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands
over $800 and quietly leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in
the towel and goes upstairs! When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the! $ 800 he owes
me?"
MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information with your
stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure!
* CORPORATE LESSON # 2 *
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road; he
stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a
lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the
car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm
129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to
remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the
priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance
and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and
looked up psalm 129.
It Said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job; or, you might
miss great opportunities!
* CORPORATE LESSON # 3 *
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO
standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document
and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly, Sir" said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start
button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
machine. "I just need one copy."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Never; never assume that your BOSS knows
everything...
