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Fr0z3n

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Do you need a cool text signature??

Like some of these??

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Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.

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Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
"No" or "Linux" is the answer.

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PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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I'm a shareware signature! Send $2 if you use me, $10 for a manual.
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Get lots of these at the link

Fr0z3n posted 14.38 minutes later:

Here are some more cool ones:

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Get a life? Well, once I nearly found one, but the link was broken.
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Hi. I'm the "I love you" .signature virus. You have been infected.
Please panic immediately.
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A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops. On
my desk I have a work station...
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Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
 
Here are some from another site:

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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. great discoveries are made by mistake.

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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

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If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

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For the rest of them see the link
 
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