A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How old are you?†Mommy says “Honey, women don’t talk about their age, you’ll learn later on in life.â€
The girl then asks, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?†Mommy says, That’s another thing women don’t talk about, you’ll find out when you are grown up.â€
The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, “Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?†Mommy says, “Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I don’t want to talk about it now.â€
The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and her mother’s conversation. The girlfriend says, “All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother’s drivers license. It’s just like a report card, it tells you everything.â€
The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says, “Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old.†Her mommy is very shocked! She asks “Sweetheart how did you do that?â€
The girl shrugs and says, “I just know, and I know how much you weigh. You weigh 120 pounds.†The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, “Where did you learn that?â€
The little girl says, “I just know, thatâ™s all, and I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an ‘F’ in sex!â€
The girl then asks, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?†Mommy says, That’s another thing women don’t talk about, you’ll find out when you are grown up.â€
The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, “Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?†Mommy says, “Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I don’t want to talk about it now.â€
The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and her mother’s conversation. The girlfriend says, “All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother’s drivers license. It’s just like a report card, it tells you everything.â€
The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says, “Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old.†Her mommy is very shocked! She asks “Sweetheart how did you do that?â€
The girl shrugs and says, “I just know, and I know how much you weigh. You weigh 120 pounds.†The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, “Where did you learn that?â€
The little girl says, “I just know, thatâ™s all, and I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an ‘F’ in sex!â€
