ComradE_BeaN
Explorer
Preeto was walking down the street when she was approached by Banta singh. He said, "You are perfection, I must have you right now! I'll drop Rs 500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have had my way with you roughly from behind!"
Preeto thought it over and told Banta to wait a minute.
She called her friend on her mobile phone and told her about Banta's proposition.
Her friend said, "He's an idiot, take it cos when he drops the Rs500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he even gets his pants down."
"Call me back and tell me what happened." The friend says.
An hour and a half later the Preeto had still not called back so her friend called her, "Well? What happened?" the friend asked.
Preeto said, "The fu**er had it in 50p coins"
Preeto thought it over and told Banta to wait a minute.
She called her friend on her mobile phone and told her about Banta's proposition.
Her friend said, "He's an idiot, take it cos when he drops the Rs500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he even gets his pants down."
"Call me back and tell me what happened." The friend says.
An hour and a half later the Preeto had still not called back so her friend called her, "Well? What happened?" the friend asked.
Preeto said, "The fu**er had it in 50p coins"
