Banta with two red ears went to a Doc .The Doc asked him wat happened wit him.
He said actually I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang,but instead of
picking up the phone I accidently picked up the iron and struck it to my ear.
Oh Dear said the Doc in disbelief,But wat happened to ur other ear ???
What happened ?? said Banta the scoundrel called again.
When santa came across a long procession of ppl led by a man with a dog,
Santa asked the man who died ?
The man said , ooye meri saans {my mother- in- law}
How? asked santa.
The man said this dog bit her.
Santa said can I borrow this dog.
The man said well u hav to get in the line then.:bleh:
He said actually I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang,but instead of
picking up the phone I accidently picked up the iron and struck it to my ear.
Oh Dear said the Doc in disbelief,But wat happened to ur other ear ???
What happened ?? said Banta the scoundrel called again.
When santa came across a long procession of ppl led by a man with a dog,
Santa asked the man who died ?
The man said , ooye meri saans {my mother- in- law}
How? asked santa.
The man said this dog bit her.
Santa said can I borrow this dog.
The man said well u hav to get in the line then.:bleh:
