Knock Knock Jokes Letter 'A'

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Some of these 'jokes' arent too good:p



Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aardvark !

Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aaron !

Aaron who !

Aaron the barber's floor !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aaron !

Aaron who !

Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Abbey !

Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Abbott !

Abbott who ?

Abbott time you opened this door !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Abbott !

Abbott who ?

Abbott time you answered the door !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Abe !

Abe who ?

Abe C D E F G H... !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Abel !

Abel who ?

Abel seaman !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Abyssinia !

Abyssinia who ?

Abyssinia when I get back !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Abyssinia !

Abyssinia who ?

Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Acid !

Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Acid !

Acid who ?

Acid down and be quiet !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Acis !

Acis who ?

Acis spades !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Actor !

Actor who ?

Actor you, my dear Alphonse !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Acute !

Acute who ?

Acute little boy !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ada !

Ada who ?

Ada'mond is forever !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ada !

Ada who ?

First Ada kit !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ada !

Ada who ?

Ada burger for lunch !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Adair !

Adair who ?

Adair once but I'm bald now !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Adam !

Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Adam !

Adam who ?

Adam if I do and adam if I don't !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Adder !

Adder who ?

Adder you get in here ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Adelia !

Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Adelia !

Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards and we'll play snap !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Adeline !

Adeline who ?

Adeline extra to the letter !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Adlai !

Adlai who ?

Adlai a bet on that !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Adolf !

Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Adore !

Adore who ?

Adore stands between us, open up !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aesop !

Aesop who ?

Aesop I saw a puddy cat !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

A Fred !

A Fred who ?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Agatha !

Agatha who ?

Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Agent !

Agent who ?

Agentle breeze !
 
Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ahab !

Ahab who ?

Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ahmed !

Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ahmed !

Ahmed who ?

Ahmedeus Motzart !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aida !

Aida who ?

Aida more than I drink !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aida !

Aida who ?

Aida huge breakfast before going to school !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aida !

Aida who ?

Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aileen !

Aileen who ?

Aileen Dover and fell down !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aitch !

Aitch who ?

Bless You !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Al !

Al who ?

Al lied !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Al !

Al who ?

Al go home if you're not nice to me !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Al !

Al who ?

Al give you a kiss if you open this door !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aladdin !

Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alan !

Alan who ?

Alan a good cause !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alan !

Alan who ?

Alan't my lesson !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alaska !

Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !
 
Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alaska !

Alaska who ?

Alaska my friend the question then !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alba !

Alba !

Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Albee !

Albee !

Albee a monkey's uncle !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Albert !

Albert who !

Albert you don't know who this is !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alberta !

Alberta who !

Alberta'll be over in a minute !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alceste !

Alceste who ?

Alceste to meet him later !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alda !

Alda who ?

Alda time you knew who it was !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aldo !

Aldo who ?

Aldo anywhere with you !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aldous !

Aldous who ?

Aldous who arn't interested - go home !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aldous !

Aldous who ?

Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alec !

Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alec !

Alec who ?

Alec coffee, but I don't like tea !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alec !

Alec who ?

Alec my lolly !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aleta !

Aleta who ?

Aleta from the tax man !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aleta !

Aleta who ?

Aleta bit of lovin' !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alex !

Alex who ?

Alex Plain later !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alex !

Alex who ?

Alex the questions round here !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alexander !

Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !
 
Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alexia !

Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alf !

Alf who ?

Alf thumbs !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alfalfa !

Alfalfa who ?

Alfalfa you if you fall for me !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alfalfa !

Alfalfa who ?

Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss !

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Alfie !

Alfie who ?

Alfie you in my dreams !

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Alfie !

Alfie who ?

Alfie terrible if you leave !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alfred !

Alfred who !

Alfred of the dark !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alfred !

Alfred who !

Alfred the needle if you sew !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Algy !

Algy who !

Algy-bra !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ali !

Ali who ?

Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ali !

Ali who ?

Ali, Ali oxen free !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alice !

Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alice !

Alice who ?

I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alison !

Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alison !

Alison who ?

Alison forgiven, please come home !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alison !

Alison who ?

Alison it's dark outside !
 
Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alistair !

Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alka !

Alka who !

Alka-phone !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Allan !

Allan who !

Allan-d of Manhattan !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Allegra !

Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alli !

Alli who ?

Alligator, that's who !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Allied !

Allied who ?

Allied, so sue me !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Allocate !

Allocate who ?

Allocate, how are you dear ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alma !

Alma who ?

Alma-nack !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alma !

Alma who ?

Alma candy's gone !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alma !

Alma who ?

Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alma !

Alma who ?

Alma not going to tell you !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Almond !

Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alpaca !

Alpaca who ?

Alpaca picnic lunch !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alpaca !

Alpaca who ?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Althea !

Althea who ?

Althea later this afternoon !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Althea !

Althea who ?

Althea later, alligator !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alva !

Alva who ?

Alva heart !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Alvin !

Alvin who !

Alvin a great time, how about you ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amahl !

Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !
 
Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amana !

Amana who ?

Amana bad mood !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amanda !

Amanda who ?

Amanda-rin orange !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amanda !

Amanda who ?

Amanda fix the television !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amazon !

Amazon who ?

Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amazon !

Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amber !

Amber who ?

Amber-sting to come in !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amber !

Amber who ?

Amber-ta than I was yesterday !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amelia !

Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amin !

Amin who ?

Amin thing to do !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ammon !

Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!
 
Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ammonia !

Ammonia who ?

Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ammonia !

Ammonia who ?

Ammonia gonna tell you once !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ammonia !

Ammonia who ?

Ammonia little bpy who can't reach the doorbell !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ammonia !

Ammonia who ?

Ammonia little kid !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amory !

Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amos !

Amos who ?

Amos-quito bit me !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amsterdam !

Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amsterdam !

Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam tired of all these knock knock jokes !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amos !

Amos who ?

Amosquito just bit me !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amour !

Amour who?

Amour you eat, the more you want !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amy !

Amy who?

Amy high !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Amy !

Amy who?

Amy fraid I've forgotten !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

An author !

An author who ?

An author joke like this and I'm off !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anais !

Anais who ?

Anais cup of tea !
 
Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anatole !

Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anderson !

Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Andrew !

Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Andrew !

Andrew who ?

Andrew all over the wall, and boy is she in big trouble !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Andrew !

Andrew who ?

Andrew a picture of Allison that hurt her feelings !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Andrew !

Andrew who ?

Andrew a picture !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Andy !

Andy who ?

Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Andy !

Andy who ?

Andy bit me again !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Andy !

Andy who ?

Andy mosquito bit me again !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anita !

Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anita Loos !

Anita Loos who ?

Anita Loos about 10 pounds !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anka !

Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ankansas !

Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ankara !

Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ann !

Ann who ?

Ann-onymous !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ann !

Ann who ?

Ann Tartic !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ann !

Ann who ?

Anndromeda Strain !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anna !

Anna who ?

Annather brick in the wall !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anna !

Anna who ?

Anna Nother thing, how many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anna !

Anna who ?

Anna one, anna two... !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anna !

Anna who ?

Anna-tomical !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anna !

Anna who ?

Anna going to tell you !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Annabel !

Annabel who ?

Annabel would be useful on this door !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anne !

Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !
 
Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anne Boleyn !

Anne Boleyn who ?

Anne Boleyn alley !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Annetta !

Annetta who ?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Annetta !

Annetta who ?

Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Annette !

Annette who ?

Annette curtain looks good in the window !

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Annie!

Annie who ?

Annie-versary !

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Annie!

Annie who ?

Annie one you like !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anthea !

Anthea who ?

Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anthem !

Anthem who ?

You Anthem devil you !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anthony !

Anthony who !

Anthony you want !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Anya !

Anya who ?

Anya best behavior !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Apollo !

Apollo who ?

Apollogize !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Apple !

Apple who ?

Apple your hair if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

April !

April who ?

April might make you feel better !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aramis !

Aramis who ?

Aramis'tery !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arbus !

Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arch !

Arch who ?

Sounds like you got the flu !



Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arch !

Arch who ?

You catching a cold ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aretha !

Aretha who ?

Aretha flowers !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arfur !

Arfur who ?

Arfur got !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Argo !

Argo who ?

Argo down to the beach for my holidays !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Argo !

Argo who ?

Argo down the shops !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ari !

Ari who ?

Arin't you glad you use Dial !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ari !

Ari who ?

Ari-S-P-E-C-T !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aries !

Aries who ?

Aries a reason why I talk this way !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arizona !

Arizona who ?

Arizona room for one of us in this town !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Armageddon !

Armageddon who ?

Armageddon getting out of here !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Armenia !

Armenia who ?

Armenia every word I say !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Army Ant !

Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arnie !

Arnie who !

Arnie having fun ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arnold !

Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arnold !

Arnold who ?

Arnold friend you haven't seen for years !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arson !

Arson who !

Arson McCullers !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arthur !

Arthur who !

Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arthur !

Arthur who !

Arthur-tis, it's very painful !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arthur !

Arthur who !

Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arthur !

Arthur who !

Arthur any cats in your house ?
 
Knock Knock

Who's there !

Arthur !

Arthur who !

Arthur any more biscuits in the tin !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Artichoke !

Artichoke who !

Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Asa !

Asa who !

Asa-int amongst men !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ashley !

Ashley who ?

Ashley-t's foot !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Asia !

Asia who ?

Asia you going to let me in then !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Asta !

Asta who ?

Asta the ball is over !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Astor !

Astor who ?

Astor the ball is over !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Atch !

Atch who ?

I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Athena !

Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

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Who's there !

Athena !

Athena who ?

Athena flying saucer !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Athens !

Athens who ?

Athens I love you !

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Who's there !

Athol !

Athol who ?

Athol'd my bike, thou I had to walk !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Athos !

Athos who ?

Athos it makes a difference !

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Who's there !

Atlas !

Atlas ?

Atlas it's the weekend !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Atomic !

Atomic who ?

Atomic ache!

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Attila !

Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Audacity !

Audacity who ?

Audacity way to be !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Audrey !

Audrey who ?

Audrey be doing this !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Augusta !

Augusta who ?

Augusta go home now !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aunt Lou !

Aunt Lou who ?

Aunt Misbehavin ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aunt Lou !

Aunt Lou who ?

Aunt Lou tired of knocking on this door ?

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aunt Lou !

Aunt Lou who ?

Aunt Lou do you think you are !

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Who's there !

Auntie !

Auntie who ?

Auntie glad to see me again !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aura !

Aura who ?

Aura Lee....!

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Aurora !

Aurora who ?

Aurora's just come from a big tiger !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Austen !

Austen who ?

Austen-tentatiously well off !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Austin !

Austin who ?

Austin corrected !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Auto !

Auto who ?

Auto know, but I've forgotten !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Autumn !

Autumn who ?

Autumnastic !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ava !

Ava who ?

Ava good mind to go away now !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Avenue !

Avenue who ?

Avenue head the good news !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Avis !

Avis who ?

Avis-ibly impared person !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Avocado !

Avocado who ?

Avocado a cold !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Avon !

Avon who ?

Avon who to come and open zis door !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Avon !

Avon who ?

Avon to get in !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Axel !

Axel who ?

Axel grease !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Axel !

Axel who ?

Axeldental Tourist !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Axl !

Axl who ?

Axl me nicely and I might just tell you !

Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ayatollah !

Ayatollah who ?

Ayatollah you already !
 
I wonder whos gonna read them all:tongue:

I did read all at one point of time, when i was selecting the knock knock jokes:D

and now, i have A huuuuuuuge collection as i mentioned.
 
XTerminator said:
I wonder whos gonna read them all:tongue:

I did read all at one point of time, when i was selecting the knock knock jokes:D

and now, i have A huuuuuuuge collection as i mentioned.
Click to expand...

:O :crazy:
Dont tell me u intend on posting A to Zee .......
Please spare us :(
 
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