Little Eazy and a bag of fruits

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No offense to Eazy..heheheh

Another day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit.

Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a

piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about."

"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."

Of course, Eazy raised his hand high, but the teacher,

wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered

"An apple."

"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking.

Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and

brownish.

Well, Eazy is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get

the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and

calls on Billy.

Is it a peach?"

"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your

thinking.

Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Eazy is about to explode as he waves his hand

frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.

"A banana," she says.

"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your

thinking."

Eazy is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly.

"Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in

my pocket.

Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it's got a head on

it."

"Eazy!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"

"Nope," answers Eazy, "it's a quarter, but I like your

thinking!
 
Eazy said:
The jokes that bad ... HUH ?? :rofl:
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now thats a joke :rofl:

SunMysore posted 2.07 minutes later:

:rofl:
Little Eazy came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little
girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Eazy then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his
friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
 
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