IceFusion
Forerunner
Matrimonial Ads
BANKER:
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
CAR MECHANIC:
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.
Should be above average and must run the household at a good average.
DOCTOR:
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me
desirous
of marriage.
I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and
pills, is religious
minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I
promise to be
a good doctor with no side effects.
Apply or reply.
DRUNKER:
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I
am an
occasional
alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home
only
seven
times a week. Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet
personally or send
soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
LAWYER:
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of
husband after marriage.
The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl
should
be strictly a girl.
The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction
of
My Lord i.e. Myself.
Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.Apply in
confidence and if you
have the confidence.
SOFTWARE ENGINEER:
Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security
features
(privileges only
for the Specific User especially critical Functionalities).
There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her. Low Bugs can be
deferred But needs
to B fixed by the Next Build.She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT,
should
be
USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the
product
but we
will assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer
BANKER:
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
CAR MECHANIC:
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.
Should be above average and must run the household at a good average.
DOCTOR:
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me
desirous
of marriage.
I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and
pills, is religious
minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I
promise to be
a good doctor with no side effects.
Apply or reply.
DRUNKER:
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I
am an
occasional
alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home
only
seven
times a week. Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet
personally or send
soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
LAWYER:
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of
husband after marriage.
The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl
should
be strictly a girl.
The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction
of
My Lord i.e. Myself.
Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.Apply in
confidence and if you
have the confidence.
SOFTWARE ENGINEER:
Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security
features
(privileges only
for the Specific User especially critical Functionalities).
There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her. Low Bugs can be
deferred But needs
to B fixed by the Next Build.She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT,
should
be
USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the
product
but we
will assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer
