Men vs Women

[bluediamond]

To make a woman happy.. a man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

NOW ....HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Leave him alone...

hyeah: :tongue:

 

[renegade]

And it proves it is impossible to keep a woman happy.
Men however are so easy to manage.

 

[Desert Rose]

lol...nice one.. :tongue:

btw, i dint know that such romantic mails cud be posted here..otherwise i wud spam TE like anythg hyeah:

 

[m31]

The list looks too small ... you ran out of time or space

NOW ....HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Leave him alone...
hyeah: :tongue:

Very true :hap2:

 

[IceFusion]

just in reply....

WOMAN has MAN in it,
SHE has HE in it,
Mrs. has Mr. in it,
LADY has LAD in it,
MISTERESS has MISTER in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
HOSTESS has HOST in it,
FEMALE has MALE in it...... & so damn on.....
List is NEVER ending..

 

[SunnyBoi]

MISTEREESS

its mistress

 

[Rockyme2002]

Add "giv her a book on RAPIDEX english speakin course"

and Yup..now leave us alone....for time being

 

[XTerminator]

hmm...that ONLY was written just like a person writes it after a price tag, of say about 8 Crore Only

 

[sunnydiv]

just in reply....

WOMAN has MAN in it,
SHE has HE in it,
Mrs. has Mr. in it,
LADY has LAD in it,
MISTERESS has MISTER in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
HOSTESS has HOST in it,
FEMALE has MALE in it...... & so damn on.....
List is NEVER ending..

that one acutally has double meaning if u think about it :ashamed: