Spared my time Brilliant stuff there Here are the two cents:
To find the required SoundBlaster 8-bit sound cards, we combed eBay and tag sales. Similarly, we reduced the hard disk speed of the NSA’s network. Similarly, we added 7kB/s of Wi-Fi throughput to our compact testbed to investigate the effective ROM throughput of our replicated cluster. Further, we added more 2GHz Pentium IVs to CERN’s underwater overlay
Quote: We struggled to amass the necessary CISC processors. In the end, we removed 8 150MB hard disks from UC Berkeley’s low-energy overlay network.
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