Newton Vs Einstein

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Techie#1

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Newton Vs Einstein :

Once ALL the scientists die and go to
heaven............

Suddenly, They decide to play hide-n-seek.........

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the
den...........

He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start
searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in
itright in front of Einstein...........

Einstein's counting......97,98,99.....100........He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves
that he is not

Newton..........

Can u guess it?????

Come on apply wht u studied in ur Schools and Colleges !!!
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NO ?!?!?!

SEE WHT NEWTON SAYS :
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Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m
squared.....

That makes me Newton per meter squared and since One Newton per meter squared is one Pascal,

I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!"

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I think I heard that in school last... good one nonetheless.

Techie#1 said:
*rep me if u liked that!
You know someone might actually rep you if you dont put that after every post of yours....seriously, stop it, its irritating.
 
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