Forum Feedback Post Your Sms forwards here

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suhayl

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hi guys
post your sms forwards here

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  • Post Your Sms's in the code tag
    Code:
    This is the sms
  • Keep it clean
Suhayl
 
HAHAHA!

You really think people have time to post sms....

I just hate reading the crap sms which I get..

anyways this is my personal view... i hope there are others who may be interested
 
Posting one I got from Vince that was really funny :rofl: :

When u touch & feel,

its DESIRE.

When you dont touch & still feel,

its LOVE.

When you touch & dont feel,

its...

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LEPROSY final stage.

pls consult doctor.
 
got this one from a friend of mine

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Which part of the body is most sensitive while
watching adult movies? Guess?
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Its your ears to make sure that nobody is coming while r watching.
 
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A man married a Lady traffic police. Friend, How was ur first night?
Man, She charged Rs. 100 for overspeeding, Rs.200 for wrong side entry, Rs. 500 for no helmet.
 
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A 20 yr old girl to tatoo artist, how much for an animal on my knee?
Artist, Rs.500 for Tiger, Rabbit or Lion but Giraffe is free
 
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Jim says, My wife subscribed to National Geographic and Playboy To me for the same reason. Steve How?

Jim b'coz in both magazines, i see places ill never get to visit.
 
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