hellscream666
Adept
The Perfect Husband
There are several men sitting around in the locker
room of a golf club After a round, showering and getting changed for the
19th hole.
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.
One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you
are. I just saw a
beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can
I buy it?"
H -"What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it
that much...
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the 2003 models.I saw one I really liked. Its a SLK
model. I spoke with the salesman, and he ga! ve me a really good price .
and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $65,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...
H -"What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling
your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and
saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one
with a pool English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see
that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up
to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK,sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! Miss You!!!"
H - "Bye....Miss You too."
The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other
men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises
his hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this
Cellphone belongs to???"
--keep ur mobile safe
There are several men sitting around in the locker
room of a golf club After a round, showering and getting changed for the
19th hole.
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.
One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you
are. I just saw a
beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can
I buy it?"
H -"What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it
that much...
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the 2003 models.I saw one I really liked. Its a SLK
model. I spoke with the salesman, and he ga! ve me a really good price .
and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $65,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...
H -"What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling
your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and
saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one
with a pool English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see
that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up
to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK,sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! Miss You!!!"
H - "Bye....Miss You too."
The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other
men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises
his hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this
Cellphone belongs to???"
--keep ur mobile safe
