Things To Do In The Bathroom Stall

Warning: Some of the things below may appear gross to some people.

Things to do in the bathroom stall...

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

3. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

4. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

5. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

7. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

8. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

10. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

12. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

13. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

14. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

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Hahahaa...gross!!!

can·ta·loupe also can·ta·loup P Pronunciation Key (kntl-p)
n.
1. A variety of melon (Cucumis melo var. reticulatus) having a tan rind with netlike ridges and a sweet fragrant orange flesh.

That would be fun!
 
XTerminator said:
Kindly Note: Neither am I nor is TechEnclave responsible for any consequences caused by practicing the above.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Thats funnier than the joke !
 
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