Wrong Number

E

Eazy

Skilled
Phone call from Daddy . . . . . . . . . . ((((RING)))) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . **Pick Up** . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Hello?" . . . . . . . . . . . . "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank" . . . . . . After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an . .Uncle . . . Frank" . . . . . . "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Brief Pause . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down . . . on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Okay Daddy, just a minute" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "And what happened honey?" he asked . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on . .and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared . . . and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess . . . he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he . . . hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ***Long Pause*** . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ***Longer Pause*** . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Then Daddy says . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Swimming pool?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...Is this 555-7039??????" . . . ..
 
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