Your love story

One Big summer day at Mysore you see the most Small creature you have ever seen. Their name is Idiot , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Babloo and say, "Wow, that has to be the most cute body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so (what adjective) , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Blore with me and Paint ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " Get out!!!! " and go with them. When you finally get to Blore , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a Pune hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: " Idiot is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 9 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 9 years!"

WTH!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
 
One COOL summer day at PARK you see the most HOT creature you have ever seen. Their name is MARIA , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend RAJU and say, "Wow, that has to be the most bored body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so stupid , and was wondering if you'd like to go to lake with me and surfing ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " to hell with it " and go with them. When you finally get to lake , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a table hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: " MARIA is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. she will ask you out in 23 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 23 years!"
another WTH!!!
 
One Mini summer day at Mocha's you see the most bitter creature you have ever seen. Their name is Crystal , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Bill Gates and say, "Wow, that has to be the most subtle body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so gigantic , and was wondering if you'd like to go to lock-up with me and tweak ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " I'm like this only " and go with them. When you finally get to lock-up , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a umbrella hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
 
One dark summer day at mumbai you see the most nice creature you have ever seen. Their name is neelam , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend julie and say, "Wow, that has to be the most voluptuous body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so mindboggling , and was wondering if you'd like to go to malad with me and pore over unknown material ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " pakka mat " and go with them. When you finally get to malad , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a chemical hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: " neelam is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. she will ask you out in 3 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 3 years!"

thats bad :( anish now i have to send this to 1o more ppl, and theres no fwd button too over there, gosh so much hardwork ctrl+c and ctrl+v,,,PHEW done atlast!!!!!!
 
My story.............WTF!!!!!!!

One BEAUTIFUL summer day at Lab Quarters you see the most graceful creature you have ever seen. Their name is geeta , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend abhitej and say, "Wow, that has to be the most arsehole body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so arsehole , and was wondering if you'd like to go to kanchanbagh with me and surfing ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " to be or not to be " and go with them. When you finally get to kanchanbagh , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a love hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: " geeta is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. she will ask you out in 41 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 41 years!"

lol.....am dying laughing at my knowledge of english :D
 
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