Letter from a PS3 fanboy to Sony
We know various folks at Sony read this blog, so we’re fulfilling a hardcore fanboy’s wishes by reprinting his letter here, in its unedited entirety, both for Sony and for the rest of you who might get as big a kick out of it as we did.
This isn’t the first letter of this sort. We’re always getting letters addressed to EA, to Microsoft, to Nintendo. This is just one of the more entertaining ones. We just can’t figure out if it’s cutting parody or earnest entreaty. That’s what makes it so brilliant!
whoever it may concern…
respected sir its my humble request to you to plz convey my message to the sony company.
I am a resident of india and believe me man i just cannot live without the playstation 3 see it makes no difference to you changing the prices of the ps3 from 500$ to 900$ or whatever but sir it does make a lot of difference to us i mean to me even if u increase 50$ u see the currency of india as compared to yours is very low and so in our country in costs us very high.
My basic needs of life are food, clothing, shelter, and above all the playstation 3.even if u want to shoot up the price or decrease it by no matter what i request you (I MEAN THE SONY ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY) that can u plz give me a ps3 by about 400$ or so I promise i wont tell this to anybody u see thge problem is that i dont want to lose and stop doing the one last thing i really love in this world that is gaming and that too only on my playstation 3 I mean it ok and please i have said to give me if it is possible, or else as i read on the net i will have to wait for three long years to buy it at 320$ or whatever
PLEASE DO CONSIDER MY REQUEST AND PLEASE WHOEVER IS GOING TO RECIEVE THIS MESSAGE FIRST PLEASE PLEASE FORWARD IT TO THE SONY ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, MY DREAM IS TO WORK IN THE SONY ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY AS A GAMER OR AS A DESIGNER OR WHAT EVER POST I MAY GET RIGHT NOW I AM DOING I.T. ENGINEERING AND AM A LOT INTERESTED IN ANIMATION BUT ONLY WITH MY DREAM COMPANY "SONY" IF THERE IS ANYTHING LIKE TRAINING COURSES THAT YOU GIVE AND HIRE PEOPLE IN YOUR COMPANY(ONLY THE VIDEO GAME SECTION I MEAN) THEN PLZ SIR I AM READY TO DO IT I AM READY TO WORK FOR THE FIRST 10 YEARS WITH YOU FOR FREE I MEAN WITHOUT BEING PAID, YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO SPEND FOR MY FOOD, CLOTHING AND RESIDENCE I REALLY MEAN IT GAMING IS IN MY BLOOD AND PLAYSTATION IS THE HEART THAT KEPS IT ALIVE FOREVER I KNOW THIS MAY SOUND AS A PIECE OF JUNK TO YOU BUT ITS SONY ITSELF WHO SAID THAT IF U HAVE A DREAM NO MATTER WHAT GO FOR IT and so i did.
thank you my e mail id is [removed to preserve privacy].
If i really am made to be a part of sony in future and be a reason for its success than i think i may get your response and yes plz IF RIGHT
NOW I AM NOT FIR OR NOT FULLY QUALIFIED TO YOUR REQUIREMENTS THEN PLZ LET ME KNOW I AM READY TO DO AND LEARN EACH AND EVERYTHING YOU SAY OK HOPE YOU MAY REPLY and even if u dont remember i will wait for 3 yrs for MY OWN PLAYSTATION 3 !!!!!!!!
Makes indian gamers look bad !
Joystiq
Aditya
February 19, 2006, 3:30pm
2
Lol!
Who the frack was that.
That makes us look real bad.
Jeesh… Idiot who type that out.. Grrr.
bottle
February 19, 2006, 3:41pm
3
wondering the same thing !
Chaos
February 19, 2006, 3:41pm
4
Man thats bad
Params7
February 19, 2006, 4:00pm
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Revealing this in public is an insult to console gamers. Sony should reply back by telling him to work part time, earn his money and buy the ps3 whatever the price it will be at. (Although it is NOT going to be around 900$)
Chaos
February 19, 2006, 4:00pm
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Switch:
LOL ain’t it so blatantly obvious
Rave
February 19, 2006, 4:03pm
10
R.O.F.L
omg man i cant stop laughing…
4mer
February 19, 2006, 4:04pm
11
Nikhil
February 19, 2006, 4:04pm
12
Yup… it does seem quite obvious… and I am not bluffing.
And yeah… he brings shame on the name of Indian gamers. No wonder those Americans think we are a land of fakirs and maharajas and elephants (or oliphaunts as Sam Gamgee would say
Rave
February 19, 2006, 4:08pm
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that guy deserves a roundhouse kick
x86
February 19, 2006, 4:25pm
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hahahaha oh well tht letter is somehow fine without the number of plx he uses tht makes it seem spoiling the image of us
Chaos
February 19, 2006, 4:27pm
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Don’t laugh too much or else Chuck Norris will come and break ur bones
Rave
February 19, 2006, 4:28pm
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actually, Chuck Norris > > > Author of the letter…
Lol guys dont start a witch hunt
Apex
February 19, 2006, 4:35pm
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omg! can’t stop laughing! no comments from me. quoting one of the comments from joystiq. it says watever i wanted to say.
