The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
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“Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”
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One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you.
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Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly.
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When you log on, your computer says “You’ve got lawsuits!”
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You’re suddenly getting more Spam than the Hormel outlet store.
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Sotheby’s says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them $71,000,000 and change.
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You now have 130,000 ClubTop5 subscriptions and the list moderator is on the cover of Business Week.
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Terse “Knock it off, Oedipus” e-mail from your Mom.
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Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.
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“The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately.”
