Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his arse.
He says, "How'd you get a cork in your arse?".
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out, he said 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish',
Then I said, "No shit!"
He says, "How'd you get a cork in your arse?".
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out, he said 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish',
Then I said, "No shit!"
