5 Weird And Hilarious Google Search Results

[bhaskarvyas001]

HI Guys,
Just found out these....
Hope u like it... :hap2:

Source... 5 Weird And Hilarious Google Search Results

 

[Bluffmaster]

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Run, before he finds you

* Try a different person

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[alsiladka]

I simply love the Chuck Norris one liners! Always lighten your mood and divert your mind from something serious if you want to

BTW, anyone here remembers their translation goof up? Something from English to some other Language and again back to English? Aishwarya Rai

 

[sarang]

yeah that was real cool till they fixed it up.

Even the hindi translation was kool.

 

[NoName01]

Good find...Repped

 

[Systemic Anamoly]

Weapons Of Mass Destruction

 

[bhaskarvyas001]

ya the translation goof up was superb... Was fun using that...

 

[bhaskarvyas001]

For u guys.... Chuck Noris one liners!!!

1) Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

2) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

3) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4) The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

5) There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

6) Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

7) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

8) Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

9) Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

10) Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

Chuck norris personal favs!

1) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

2) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

3) Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding. (AKA where's wally)

4) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

5) Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

more from the website: Chuck Norris Facts

 

[alsiladka]

7) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

The main cause of Heard Disease is the tension and anxiety caused by fear of Chuck.

And majority of the cancer deaths are caused by the cancer of Painful Chuckiness.