A nice daffinition (Post yours too)!!

[Vandal]

What's an Egyptian virgin??

Answer - a goat that can outrun an Arab...:bleh:

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A Virgin --> Wise crack

 

[Vandal]

Dancing is the vertical expression of Horizontal intention....

 

[Udit]

What is Microsoft?

Answer: Bill Gates+Delays+Bugs+Over Pricing.

 

[Vandal]

What is Microsoft?

Answer: Bill Gates+Delays+Bugs+Over Pricing.

what is Microsoft?? --> the opposite of macro and hard

 

[Spacescreamer]

Okay this is a real offbeat thing .. bt i figured this out myself ..

Name the only NRI God ...??

yep u read it correctly .. Non Resident Indian God.....

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Ofcource Lord Shiva ..

Said to be livin atop Mt Kailash ..

Mt Kailash is in the Himalayas ....

Himalayas are in wich country ..... ??

Nepal Ofcource. . . .

So ...There U Have It .... AN NRI GOD ....

 

[Vandal]

OK what's a BLUNDERBUSS??

A coach that takes a busload of nuns to the maternity ward

 

[Vandal]

OK what's a BLUNDERBUSS??

A coach that takes a busload of nuns to the maternity ward

Who's a taxidermist??

A man who mounts animals...:tongue:

 

[Aditya]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Keep em coming!

 

[Vandal]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Keep em coming!

Appreciated Goldy...hyeah:

 

[Spacescreamer]

Wots a Shin ...??

Ans : The device to find out the furniture wen there is a power failure...

 

[hunt3r]

Appreciated Goldy...hyeah:

Shouldnt that be "Appreciated Sweety"? :tongue:

 

[superczar]

Mt Kailash is in the Himalayas ....

Himalayas are in wich country ..... ??

Nepal Ofcource. . . .

Mt Kailash is in Tibet BTW which is a part of China

SO the Hindu Lord of destruction sits atop a Chinese cliff :bleh:

 

[Spacescreamer]

thx for correctin me dude.. :thumbsup:

bt logic mein dum toh hai na ...

 

[starbearer]

Consiousness:-That Annoying Time Between Naps.

 

[elendil]

Classic line I first saw on a Cafe Mondegar Tshirt.

"Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency"

 

[Vandal]

Shouldnt that be "Appreciated Sweety"? :tongue:

I didn't like GF's fingers... nails too short...reverting to default action...:tongue: