All in a day's work !!!

Abu: where's the big party
X T: nowhere dude.. no time.. coll hein.. 9 am to 6 pm
Abu:oh..
X T: oopar se submissions!!!
Abu:so partying with girl friend in colelge eh?
X T: LMAO.. girl friend??
X T: my coll esp my class...has all damn auntees
X T: no one even worth giving a look upon
Abu:dude.. there is a reason we call u an uncle..
X T: GTH
:rofl:
 
Late one nite..

Vince: i'd marry google actually
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its got anythign anyone would ever need
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Vince: but then i think milliosn would want google as well :lol:
Abu: weirdo..!!
Vince: lol damn you you used my google :p
Abu: Weinardo da Vinci joo are :p

:rofl:
 
A small convo between Me and TB...

Switch = Nishant

Akshay = TechBoy

Enjoy the original unedited content...

Akshay says:

u hardly cum on TE dude, i never used to see ur replies

Akshay says:

can u give me tips on how to start an online chat conversation?

Nishant says:

yeah

Nishant says:

hmmm

Nishant says:

depends

Akshay says:

what depends?

Nishant says:

whom do you want to chat with

Akshay says:

you know you i want to chat with

Akshay says:

it is obvious

Nishant says:

no it is not

Nishant says:

be more precise

Akshay says:

you are pulling my leg man, i want to talk to a girl whom i want (you know what)

Akshay says:

the problem :

Nishant says:

ohhh

Akshay says:

1)she seems to try to avoid me

Nishant says:

so its a girl this time

Akshay says:

2)she is busy with her exams atm

Akshay says:

she is in our school

Nishant says:

ohhh

Nishant says:

what

Akshay says:

what ohhh, really need help this time. Can live with a stuttering 1900xtx, but can't live like this

Nishant says:

i am wondering why is she trying to avoid you

Akshay says:

because she knows like her

Nishant says:

you have got such charming personality

Nishant says:

you are smoothest of the talkers

Akshay says:

mazak kar rahe ho kya?

Akshay says:

kya bol rahe ho bhaiya?

Akshay says:

r u pulling my leg or what?

Nishant says:

no no

Nishant says:

i am serious

Akshay says:

the truth is that i am always looking at her and she knows that

Nishant says:

you express yourself so easily man

Akshay says:

so whenever i am around she sees me(or checks wht i am doing) before i even see her i think

Nishant says:

like you exprssed you X1900XTX problem over TE with everybody

Nishant says:

you do get everybody's attention

Nishant says:

so why is this girl trying to avoid you

Akshay says:

but i have never been able to express such things to her

Akshay says:

how do i just get to be her friend(not bf), just friend for the timebeing

Nishant says:

then try naa

Nishant says:

okey do this

Akshay says:

try what?

Nishant says:

listen

Nishant says:

do what i say

Nishant says:

precisely the way i tell you

Nishant says:

okey

Akshay says:

i feel bad because i can't gift her anything, couldn't wish her best of luck for her exams etc, tell me what you want to say

Nishant says:

first of all dress up nicely... i mean cleanly

Nishant says:

shirt tucked in

Nishant says:

hair combed

Akshay says:

i will be in school dress man, in school

Nishant says:

the word is "neat"

Akshay says:

and i can't propose her or anything like that atm, it should be just friendship

Nishant says:

areee thats what naa

Nishant says:

neat

Nishant says:

one can look really neat in the school dress

Nishant says:

getting it

Nishant says:

now

Akshay says:

ok, but neat and do what?

Nishant says:

when is her next exam

Akshay says:

10th

Nishant says:

and which one is it

Akshay says:

y, will chk that up

Nishant says:

hmmm

Nishant says:

it will be better if its a matchs exam

Nishant says:

maths*

Akshay says:

and remember i haven't talked to her ever in my life

Nishant says:

20 mins berfore the exam

Akshay says:

but have known that both of us exist for several yrs now

Akshay says:

do what before the exam?

Nishant says:

catch her in front of the examination hall

Akshay says:

jaldi bolo yaar...

Nishant says:

neatly dressed

Akshay says:

can't wait,

Akshay says:

now

Nishant says:

introduce yourself nicely

Nishant says:

tell her your name

Akshay says:

she knows my too well for that

Akshay says:

she knows my name and face

Nishant says:

and then ask her " I have a small problem ?"

Akshay says:

she knows me for several yrs now, but just the name and face. Yes, i asked a small problem to her on gmail chat

Akshay says:

her subjects are also....

Nishant says:

dude ask hr this

Nishant says:

will work for you for sure

Akshay says:

pls don't tell this to anybody

Akshay says:

as noone knows her name

Nishant says:

i will not re

Akshay says:

she has diff subjects

Nishant says:

dont tell me her name man

Nishant says:

you dont need to

Akshay says:

don't tell anybody at TE(not hotstuff, not akshit, not darky) that she has diff subjects

Nishant says:

okey listen up man

Nishant says:

so as i was telling you

Akshay says:

yeah

Nishant says:

dress up

Nishant says:

catch her 20 mins before the exam in front of the examination hall

Nishant says:

and ask her

Nishant says:

" I have a small problem"

Nishant says:

" And nobody in this whole wide world has been able to solve it yet"

Akshay says:

she has diff subjects, how can she solve my problem

Nishant says:

"i have travelled so much cause of the problem and have reserched countless days"

Nishant says:

"but still no cure"

Nishant says:

and then

Nishant says:

drop her the bomb

Nishant says:

"Will you tell me why my X1900XT sutters"

Nishant says:

"If you do i will rep you "

Akshay says:

r u mad or what

Akshay says:

hell with the 1900xtx stuttering

Nishant says:

man

Nishant says:

you know what

Akshay says:

i don't want to look like an absolute fool

Nishant says:

this is going to AIDW

Nishant says:

:D

Nishant says:

bbye

Akshay says:

you...
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Ohmymymymymy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely hilarious...

There should be a separate thread titled "The best of AIDW" and this one should be on the top!

Wish I could rep you for this but i get that silly "spread some arnd error"
 
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