Intel: "Sure, our 13th and 14th gen CPUs might run a bit hot—some might say they're just too electrifying. But don’t worry, the future’s bright… just maybe not as bright as those power bills!"
AMD: "We’ve been dodging vulnerabilities since 2006 like Neo in The Matrix, but then came Ryzen—3xxx and 5xxx took the world by storm, and 7xxx? That was our magnum opus. But then we thought we were NVIDIA, and well… the 9xxx series turned out to be the kind of fireworks show you remember, but not for the right reasons."
So there goes my shot to upgrade to 9xxx CPU from AMD. Maybe I'll stick to 14700KF till it dies like Logan.