A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the
game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh,
I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight
pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25
cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you
mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and
then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming
was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm
like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh,
I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight
pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25
cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you
mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and
then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming
was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm
like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
