Techie#1
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American Hero
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
"Brave American saves life of little girl" – the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: - "I am a Saudi!" The next day the news papers say:
"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog!":rofl:
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
"Brave American saves life of little girl" – the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: - "I am a Saudi!" The next day the news papers say:
"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog!":rofl: