kin_of_evil
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Kidnapping by a sardar... TOO GOOD!
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.In order
to raise some
money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for
ransom. He went to the
playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and
told him, "I've
kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying:
"I've kidnapped your
kid. tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath
the mango tree on the north side of the city
playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home to
show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji
checked, and sure
enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.
The boy was sitting
next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found
the Rs.2,00,000 in
cash with a note saying: "How can a sardarji do this
to a fellow
Sardarji? Take the money, and please leave my son."
Signed: Another Sardarji
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.In order
to raise some
money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for
ransom. He went to the
playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and
told him, "I've
kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying:
"I've kidnapped your
kid. tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath
the mango tree on the north side of the city
playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home to
show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji
checked, and sure
enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.
The boy was sitting
next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found
the Rs.2,00,000 in
cash with a note saying: "How can a sardarji do this
to a fellow
Sardarji? Take the money, and please leave my son."
Signed: Another Sardarji
For a sec, i thought he would ask him to take both kid and money :rofl:
