Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers

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SAN FRANCISCO—In a move expected to revolutionize the mobile device industry, Apple launched its fastest and most powerful iPhone to date Tuesday, an innovative new model that can only be seen by the company's hippest and most dedicated customers.

"I am proud today to introduce to those who really, truly deserve it, our most incredible iPhone yet," announced Apple CEO Steve Jobs, extending his seemingly empty left palm toward the eagerly awaiting crowd. "Not only is this our lightest and slimmest model ever, but as any truly savvy Apple customer can clearly see, it's also the most handsome product we've ever designed."

The packed auditorium, which had been listening to Jobs in hushed reverence for several minutes, then erupted into applause, with hundreds of men and women suddenly jumping to their feet and shouting, "I can see it!" "Look, there it is!" and "God, it's so beautiful!"

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If this is true.... Then...

What i think is that now RATES of current IPHONE models ARE GOING TO SLASH BIG TIME.........
 
Dont worry , even i was fooled the first time , IIRC it was about microsoft dumping IE and putting firefox in windows , though it was still believable , this is too much
 
Even I almost fell for it.

But when it said that Steve Jobs had introduced the new product, it felt as if something was definately wrong.
 
I remember the first time I saw the Onion, I was really confused too ;) we get at the newspaper stands here, it's free too :)
 
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